everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
Noah wrote Ally 365 letters. I think you can...
ericwhoreman: im more lonely than akon was that one time
They give birth astride of a grave, the light gleams an instant, then it’s night...– Samuel Beckett (via girlinlondon)
That feeling you get when you're peeing after... →
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